Monday, November 07, 2005
Back To Basics
Here’s Diego, my great nephew. He’s my newest best friend. Why? Diego’s perfect.
Look at ‘im. Serene, handsome, beautiful…whatever. Neurosis free. A clean slate.
A smiler after long moments of contemplation. Remember “Deep Thoughts with John Handy” on Saturday Night Live? You got it.
Diego’s under a year. Babies this age are busy a lot of the time. It implies he’s high maintenance.
Uh-huh. No maintenance. Diego sets an example for his aunt’s and uncles, great aunts and uncles, grandparents, and great grandmother who all are higher maintenance than he is. His cousins get a pass.
Listen up, everybody…the next time you act up, you’ll have to baby-sit Diego for therapy. He’ll set you right. Parents Gabriella and Felipe are making appointments now. The line starts at the rear.
Posted by Jamie Stollenwerck, November 2005
¶ 4:14 PM
Here’s Diego, my great nephew. He’s my newest best friend. Why? Diego’s perfect.
Look at ‘im. Serene, handsome, beautiful…whatever. Neurosis free. A clean slate.
A smiler after long moments of contemplation. Remember “Deep Thoughts with John Handy” on Saturday Night Live? You got it.
Diego’s under a year. Babies this age are busy a lot of the time. It implies he’s high maintenance.
Uh-huh. No maintenance. Diego sets an example for his aunt’s and uncles, great aunts and uncles, grandparents, and great grandmother who all are higher maintenance than he is. His cousins get a pass.
Listen up, everybody…the next time you act up, you’ll have to baby-sit Diego for therapy. He’ll set you right. Parents Gabriella and Felipe are making appointments now. The line starts at the rear.
Posted by Jamie Stollenwerck, November 2005
¶ 4:14 PM
